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Daniel Lyons of Forbes is Fake Steve Jobs

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The mystery is over, and so many people are annoyed. It is like finding out how a magic trick is performed: it loses its magic. Fake Steve Jobs is Daniel Lyons of Forbes.

He writes a post giving congrats to Brad Stone from the New York Times as he was the one who figured it out.

Well it had to happen. Honestly I can’t believe it’s taken this long. But as you may have heard, I’ve been busted by a newspaper reporter. My cover has been blown. Guy named Brad Stone, who works for the New York Times. Have you heard of him? Well, tip of the hat to you, Brad Stone. You did the sleuthing. You put the pieces of the puzzle together. You went through my trash, hacked into my computer, and put listening devices in my home. Now you’ve ruined the mystery of Fake Steve, robbing thousands of people around the world of their sense of childlike wonder. Hope you feel good about yourself, you mangina. One bright side is that at least I was busted by the Times and not Valleywag. I really, really enjoyed seeing those guys keep guessing wrong. For six months Dr. Evil and Mr. Bigglesworth put their big brains together and couldn’t come up with the answer. Guy from the Times did it in a week. So much for the trope about smarty-pants bloggers disrupting old media. Brilliant. My only regret is that we didn’t get a chance to see Bigglesworth take a few more swings and misses.

Will people still follow the site now that they know who it is?

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  1. Edward Dowd says: 8/9/2007

    I was hoping fake steve was steve.

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